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I'm meghan, this is an amalgamation of glee stuff, puns and me being a raging nerd. Come closer let me hug you.

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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scruffyqueer:

why get jealous of your best friend for being ridiculously talented when you can just secondhand brag about them instead???

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" oh..oh, idk man, i kind of did it for the vine you know???

mymissus:

I just laughed really loud at “come on you know this” and I think scared my roommates.

Darren’s go to lines as he tunes his guitar.

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kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

chief-hooligan:

I just realized why toothless looks so darned happy to see Hiccup… It’s not because Hiccup is saving him, it’s because Hiccup forgave him.

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

heatcrashemboar:

When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job